Raising paranormal children doesn't take a village, it takes a well equipped army!

Jason Dark Eagle is tired, overwhelmed by the darkness and ready to give up on centuries of life. His two-year old grand-niece has a different plan.

The only time Jason can relax is at the annual Druid Mage/Shaman family reunion. At least he can relax when the Druid Mage teenagers aren’t blowing something up, or the dragon-shifter preteens aren’t popping into their house-size dragon form every time they sneeze.